Panel 1:
Dudududududududu
I want to be... the very best...
Panel 2:
Like no-one ever was...
Du du du...
Panel 3:
To catch them is my real test...
Panel 4:
To train them is my cause...
Panel 5: Subpanel 1:
I will travel across the land...
Subpanel 2:
Searching far and wide...
God: GOD!
Dun dun dun...
Subpanel 3:
Each Pokemon to understand...
Subpanel 4:
The power that's inside...
Subpanel 5:
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me...
Subpanel 6:
I know it's my destiny
Subpanel 7:
Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend
Subpanel 8:
In a world we must defend...
Subpanel 9:
Pokemon! Oh, a heart so true...
Subpanel 10:
Our courage will pull us through
Subpanel 11:
You teach me, and I'll teach you..
Subpanel 12:
Pokemon!
Panel 6:
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all
Panel 7:
Pokemon!
Panel 8:
*blink*
Panel 9:
Protagonist: What the hell was that?
Anonymous voice from above: He summoned God from a machine to kill the ninjas.
Panel 10:
Protagonist: It looked like snakes on a plane. Of planetary orbits.
Panel 11:
Yeah, well, errr...
Panel 12:
Giant fetus!
Fetus: I am Testuo.

